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Chewable Jam

This afternoon, I decided to use up some raspberries by making a batch of jam. Everywhere I looked, it said raspberry jam was ideal for the amatuer jam maker as sets quickly and is really easy. Perfect!

Following my last jam making episode, where I failed to make it pass the wrinkle test after 2 hours but somehow caramelised it, I decided to buy some ‘proper’ pectin in pouches rather than use lemon juice.

It all seemed to be going swimmingly, the berries softened beautifully, the sugar dissolved without a fuss and the boiling up process was lovely and quick. Then after the recommended 4 minutes I did the dreaded wrinkle test. It failed, so I boiled it some more.

The next test wrinkled, but also produced some very odd looking gelatinous lumps. Once it was cool enough, I tasted it. It had a very sweet taste, but a most bizarre texture. The lumps turned out to be undissolved pectin, and had a horrid ‘chew’ to them.

Now what? I had jam at setting point, but with weird added lumps. Did I sieve it to get rid of them? Time was of the essence, so I thought ‘stuff it’ and went for the ostrich approach, buried my head in the sand and put it in the jars anyway. The jam at the bottom of the pan was especially lumpy, so I did sieve that. It made me glad I didn’t attempt it with the rest-there was jam everywhere except the jar!

I later confessed to Mr C that I had turned 1kg of perfectly good raspberries into 3 jars of chewable jam, and he reassured me it was ok and that we could just make jam tarts with it! (He hasn’t tasted any yet, we’ll see what the official verdict is when he has tried it.)

My future jam batches will stick to traditional lemon juice to help them set. However, my dreams of entering 15 categories in the craft tent at the village show to gain free entry (and save paying Β£15 just so I can help in the Scouts tea tent on behalf of my son) are shattered. No way can I inflict this on anyone outside of the immediate family!

Anyway, if you have similar tales of culinary disasters, please share and make me feel less alone in my ability to mess up a recipe labelled as ‘simple’.

16 thoughts on “Chewable Jam

  1. LOL…My latest goof was making hummingbird juice. I forgot about it until the smell of burnt sugar. What a mess. And on top of that the only thing close by to dispose of it was aplastic plate.Of course it melted and made another big mess …but the pan did clean up.

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  2. Two years ago we took the grandchildren blueberry picking. A fun and ridiculously easy exercise. We came back with children full and covered in blue … and oceans of the fruit. Some were frozen, others I made into jam, following the recipe with great care.

    Yes, it was a complete success – until we tried to use it. It has set so hard it will break teeth! A friend has said to recoil it with more water and try again, but I don’t have a pick axe handy!!

    Does that make you feel better?

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  3. We all have disasters occasionally. I was making up some pesto with some left over spring greens. When the leafs weren’t blending up properly, Einstein here decided it would be a good idea to use a wooden spoon to push down the greens… I know sometimes food is described to have a woody taste, but I don’t think wooden spoon splinters are the way to achieve that! 🀣

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  4. Β£15 entry? Wow, ours is 20p each! I have some cherry jam that you have to drink with a straw, perhaps I should send you a jar and you could mix them up and call it mixed fruit preserve. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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  5. Um yes. We all start somewhere! Must admit I made tomato chutney in one of the first years I was married (cough cough 25 years ago!). It was not the correct consistency and like you I bottled it anyway. I have never attempted to make chutney again (or jam!) I choose to buy other people’s homemade creations. Really sad when my gran was fabulous at jam and chutney making.

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